The Background Check

I’m a little reckless but that’s because I live life unconstrained. Some of the crazy nonsense that comes out of my mouth on a daily basis is totally un-warrantable, trust me, I’m usually just as shocked as any of you when it comes down to the shit I blurt out.

– Orange Juice with pulp freaks me out.

– I have a freak phobia of wet paper towels.

– I eat ice cream for breakfast.

More Random Shit No One Cares To Know About Me:

  •  On a daily basis there is always at least one person I come in contact with that will annoy the love of god out of me. Consequently, this makes me consider taking a bat to the back of their knees, so watch out.
  • My four-year old son frequently calls random people ‘Ass Clowns’. I support him completely.  I honestly believe that there are so many people out there that need to be called an ‘Ass Clown’ by a 4-year old.  The shock factor helps them to realize that they are currently sucking at life and this could possibly help guide them towards enlightenment.
  • My family is bat-shit crazy.  I love the fuck out of them.
  • When my friends and I go out it’s a big shit show.  We don’t necessarily get shit-housed everywhere we go but we definitely know how to have a great time.

I live my life the best I can, just like the rest of you.  acceptance is simple; we are ALL doing our very best that we are currently capable of.  Therefore; I generally view everyone as an equal.

 I honestly love people. I think even the people who have made the biggest mistakes in this world have a type of goodness in their hearts.  It’s extremely hard for me to ignore that belief, no matter how much I despise someone I tend to search for a greatness about them; as if they hold a light even in their ruthlessly dark moments.


The most important thing I have learned throughout the past year and a half of my life is that you really and truly have not a damn clue what others have gone through in their lives.  So your judgments only make you a shitty ass person.

Life’s not that bad, so I’m hoping to influence whatever Ass Clowns that haven’t grasped ahold of that concept yet to loosen up & enjoy life’s bullshit because the good stuff triumphs the bad every time.


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